Ochocinco Headbutt

If I head butted my wife I would have to call the police for protection.lol she ain’t calling no police she would be like really ok my turn

— Josh Cribbs (@JoshCribbs16) August 13, 2012

She found the condoms. Got pissed. Started going in hard. Hits him. He tries to restrain her. They clash heads.

— George Wrighster (@georgewrighster) August 13, 2012

With Chad Johnson & Evelyn both MIA in the Twitter-world, athletes are starting to make their best guesses at what happened during the whole headbutt fiasco.

Josh Cribbs sounds like he’s got a wife who can hold her own in a headbutt duel, while George Wrighster tries to play Clue and solve the mystery.