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Everything’s Bigger In Texas

Now I got the Texas flag!!!!! twitpic.com/alxgqh — Chris Kaman (@ChrisKaman) August 21, 2012 I appreciate the enthusiasm for moving to Texas and joining a new team, but seriously, that is the picture you post to show off your new, size 17 cowboy boots?!? It’d be pretty damn hard to try and take a picture where you [...]

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Nut Shot

Watch as @nicolas88batum unleashes a closed-fist nutshot on Juan Carlos Navarro during the #France vs. #Spain game twitpic.com/ah00y2 — When Athletes Tweet (@WhenAthletesTwt) August 8, 2012 That old saying “a picture is worth a thousand words” was clearly invented before the animated gif, because this animated picture says a hell of a lot more than [...]

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In-Flight Entertainment

#GotEm ALL. Even Coach K. I win.instagr.am/p/NiPPhtM92S/ — Kevin Love (@kevinlove) July 26, 2012 Kevin Love managed to snap a photo of his fellow Team USA basketball stars (including Coach K) passed out on the long flight across the pond. One would guess that those two fuzzy caterpillars on Anthony Davis’ forehead would keep him [...]

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Snuggie Swag

You got on a zebra print snuggie brah? RT @MiniT21: Ya boi w/ the new avi — MarQuez Haynes (@QuezHaynes00) July 8, 2012 Hey, if you’re gonna be that guy posted up in first class with a zebra Snuggie & Dre Beats, you may as well embrace it! #SwaggedOut

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Lewis Vewtawn

How in the HELL do you lose a plane-side checked bag??? Not a checked bag at the ticket counter, I was ON THE PLANE and checked it — Mike Hall (@_MikeHall) June 12, 2012   Some bum ass Minnesota dude got me for my Lewis Vewtawn….damn — Mike Hall (@_MikeHall) June 12, 2012 I think [...]

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Cookin’ Up Cash

Notice anything in DeShawn Stevenson’s kitchen that you don’t have in yours? Probably that ATM on the left. Those ATM fees must’ve helped pay the bills during the lockout.

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Tall Athletes in Small Vehicles

Checkout the new avi. Its real in these streets haha lockerz.com/s/209697441 — Quincy Pondexter (@QuincyPondexter) May 17, 2012 Thanks to all the grizzlies fans all over the world for your support this season! #agrizzlieinmariocarttwitter.com/MarcGasol/stat… — Marc Gasol (@MarcGasol) May 17, 2012 Today, we recognize how awkward it is for tall athletes to enjoy the simple [...]

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Babies R Us

When you shut down a team on the road to win Game 7, you absolutely have the right to jack some fan’s gigantic “Chris Paul is a baby” poster…and celebrate with it for the whole flight back to LA. That victory pacifier never tasted so sweet.

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Athletes of Walmart

Awwe shidd!!’ just fount a super Walmart…..bout to be in dis joint all day!!!! twitter.com/CharleeRedz13/… — Delonte West (@CharleeRedz13) May 6, 2012 You wouldn’t usually expect to run into your favorite athlete at Walmart, but then again, Delonte West probably isn’t your favorite athlete.

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Movie Buffet

Bout to sneak 20 lemon pepper wings and some coconut/peach ya dig into Avengers tho…straight like thatttt — Mike Hall (@_MikeHall) May 8, 2012 sometimes popcorn & a soda just doesn’t quite cut it.